EU Slammed as 'Totally F****** Useless' by Furious Patrick Christys Amid Iran Crisis

Storm brewing over Europe and it's not just the weather! GB News firebrand Patrick Christys landed a verbal missile on the EU's doorstep, blasting their response to the Iran strike saga as 'totally f****** useless'! The European Union's delayed emergency meeting lined up for Monday has ruffled feathers, with critics calling it a cheese fondue too late while tensions in the Middle East soar. Ursula von der Leyen's plan to chill until Monday had social media in a riot, with Christys quipping on the 'crack on with World War 3' agenda after some alpine skiing and a good bottle of red. And he's not the solo act in this scathing circus; his GB News partner-in-snark, Benjamin Butterworth, cheekily penned a 'Dear Iranian people' note in Ursula's voice, while Emma Kenny chimed in, questioning if a stern email was en route from EU HQ. As Iranian missiles flew worryingly close to British forces, Defence Secretary John Healey sounded the alarm on the threat, slamming Iran's 'indiscriminate' fury. And while the EU fiddles, the global stage quakes with discord and debates on how to tackle the spiraling conflict, pitting allies against each other in a high-stakes game of geopolitical chess. EU Ambassadors might want to forego the ski poles and grab their pens – the world's watching and waiting for more than a fondue fork in the fight for peace!